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figrink of those hollow would ill and of those lack would gut hack their light and stooped would Ijecovno erect and lew neuralgia and nervous lion would take do- How a Buzz Saw Differs from a Dog you tell mil my friends of the Concord of ho wiped his and filapped Ida manuscript into unincumbered in or whereforeiwu a IiUzK from An fell upon tJm as- and struck it with a dull thud ilio orator paused for reply will tell you my friend lie continued why i unlike a dog A Haw is only wlain it not ib teeth of admira tion and scantily huilt el derly in fainted If Why are all pictured as llitrti no angels I is and should he buttled Two convicted thieves and two burglar publicly flogged at on before an crowd addi tion to the flogging stood an hour in the pillory r Germany and have tinned flu agreement to recognize Spanish over the having com- facilities in that quarter to those powers John death sen been to impris onment for life amediciL commission having declared him to an imbecile Ho was to have been Mon day at There fourteen deaths from smallpox in of Montiv- at on Friday four on and eight in the suburbs tin of daily death rate in city for Inst mi ten mid the mortality was seventy a decrease in case of percent compared with the previous week In the the total deaths for week forty a decrease of fourteen The city has expended over hundred thousand dollars up to date in stumping out the disease following from an ex change shows human nature pretty well A a man to tooth taken out lug him that if bo inhaled gas he would feel no pain What is the of the you dentist and you dont know anything that takes The man took out money Oh never mind the until afterward re- marked tbo dentist I wasnt thinking of ilitf said patient I only wanted to eo how much Sir Jos Lynn Church and Mrs Lynn made the re cipients of an address ud some presents recently consist ing of a massive Silver Water and Goblet Silver Cake Jiasket and Cooler It J Marks the address and Miss Kellio Maud if arks the presents Notwithstanding inclemency of the weather quests and Verandah of Mr Lynns residonco with Chinese lanterns which presented lino apjenrunco in the darkness and lights far out upon tbe gloom of night A remarks is all for you to stop your paper if for any reason you dont want It any longer have paid for it while you had it dont de luded into belief that fctoppaouf your is going to bo a blow that you must try to soften its force with the ex- euro many I a dozen and cant nlford to lake so many If i his the dont takt trouble to tell us of it if it the dont do vio- leiei your vonbcjeitce saying it for I hero nothing io us to bo told that you selected our paper as the one out of a dueoa particularly fitted toby atojipud Oyster From immemorial jwt flung at Church paragraph impeded tho puny upon their pen points sod held it up to contumely of a world vita have feigned to search depths of their of in an endeavor to dis cover of timid and aod of every degree have ridiculed and villiGod shrinking a painful of to whether thero really is a creature tho Ovular I am however id such a thing in I am certain of it for have both seen and ifirttr J of it and found it ox good Yea vorily I smacked my lips it and yearned for more but refrained through fear of creating a bad im upon mind of young lady who was presiding at I am a firm believer in the Hut a groat deal upon spirit in which a person es church suppel tabic as to how many and how large tho will lo in his allowance of soup Thus a mean miserly creature who never gives a to contribution box will that an oyster supper to bo given for tho benefit of the church and the idea strikes dim that ho will attend ok it only cost a and ho inwardly will bo a cold evening if hodosent get away with at least a half dollar worth of edibles when tha event- occasion arrives ho refrains from rating a bite at homo and hurries down p church in order to a teat at first table Ho hungry and in a bad humor to boot for hungry men olwayo illnatured and when he at last is nerved oysters either through sourness of his look or raven- dub demands of his appetite oem to dwindle and shrink away Iroin his spoon until man finally arises in disgust seizes his hat jams it on his head stalks in a rage to get soniothing to keep him from starving and after that loses no oppor tunity to unoffending Church Oyster But generoushearted man who drops in just to encourage ladies in their efforts at clearing off church debt ah ho for whom oysters in the dish swell mul tiply in a manner almost miraculous He too is served impartially with sumo as that placed bo- fore mean man but Ids con tented smile beams down upon tho dish a strange transformation to toko place little shallow Elate to bo a veritable pool of ivolvce ho dips in hi spoon fat luscious fellow follows another in apparently suc cession until at last bighearted man is forced to acknowledge that ho cant got away with thorn all and as ho arises from tablo the thought that engages his mind is Well and ltestoyatcra thai I have colon for many a day It makes all tbo difference in world with what spirit wo enter upon any form of entertainment A per can bo pleased or displeased with according to bow has previously made up mind if ho sour and sulky ho will not only bo impossible to himself but will probably causa those with whom bo comes contact to bo similarly footed if on tbe other band ho is jovial and willing to ho pleased then ho undoubtedly will bo without any extra exertions on tho part of bis en tertainer These tho conditions which oysters big or at church aupper which piny and players good or bad at theater and which in make life itself and all its appertaining cither success or a bigger lizzie IMIIIWDB NEWMARKET E STORE SPORTING GOODS- OYSTERS I BRASS AND PAPER SHOT RIFLE CARTRIDGES SHOT WADS ETC ETC ETC Grain Counter Platform and Even Balance MRS BONDS EMPORIUM OF FASHION SCALES AXES OF THE VERY BBST GENERAL BUILDING HARDWARE A FULL ASSORTMENT A Large Stock at Lowest Prices TELEPHONE COMMUNICATION NORTH YOBS HARDWARE TICKET AGENT FOR GRAND TRUNK RAILWAY AND OCEAN STEAMSHIPS WD TICKETS ISSUED TO ALL BAST AND WEST OF Toronto New York Chicago St Louis Kansas San Fran cisco and Western States Winnipeg and Canadian North West Scotland England Ireland and Continent of Europe J NEWMARKET B Fares to Manitoba lower than ever TDK LATEST STYLES IN HATS AND TRIMMINGS CALL AT THE CENT1UL A SPLENDID ASSORTMENT OF ffuii NEW -AND- FI SHOULDER CAPES Hotel AND SEETDE Cheapest and Best Selected Stock of Furniture IN NEWMARKET FANCY GOODS IN GREAT VARIETY LAMEST AND BEST STOCK BOND A FEW HINTS fob we or mow ice- ffMtft to ttercughtg to Kith in tech coifs Scott Act was defeated lost week in united counties of Russell by a majority of over eleven hundred A driver coming into during snow storm on Wed night lost his way drove into both man arid drowned ESP On Wednesday last while Robert Travis two children playing about the yard with a hatchet the boy aged succeeded in chopping the two first fingers from his sisters left hand Nov A passenger from York to St Angeles was robbed at Stratford station of his purse containing cash a cheque for and through ticket to San captured who Was Shaw of Park- Most of cash was found on but tho purse check and ticket ho had thrown B BAILEY baker Biscuit V For or TCmcJy to a licalifcy For ro a Loll of Held ftcUf Nausea nd coxed by Vitas rtouid doit and Flits by a tomb sto by Skin and For Coldtj to and allay rlltu etc and SrJaIca or by react TQmorff DropiVf ud by or cored by Pitts fioppreiilon and Uebitrtift- faiVaa and ready to AYE RS- P Xcwjimikct until for Aurora SCO It C North Wpni- itjnJo tf Ma VAILS Via York and 40 p Fridays From Aurora JO Undertaking Reoieves Special Attention A EVANS NEWMARKET FOR vitn i Kp J5 Itatcu iETrEItSnddrc4moior for or thereof li m Poftl CAHOSpfnrCorrejiroDfettcobeLwen United be Itiednt LhdHuiah pofiUluutoD ply form pi nrefiliwprrivWw- cent extra cent of to i tor Office nor attached a 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