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In order to lay lots of eggs hens need a dozen little things they pick t get in to eggdevelop me Poult Regulator Comments of to of Application fop Divorce Notice Is hereby given thai Myrtle Blanche Weeks or the City of To ronto the County of York Id tii3 Province of Ontario Married Woman will apply to the Parliament of Can ada at the present session thereof for a Bill of Divorce her hue- band William Weeks of City of Toronto Chauffeur on the ground of adultery Dated in Toronto In the Province or Ontario this Tenth day of Decem ber BALFOUR A Hit Federal Building Toronto Notice of Application for Divorce Notice fa hereby given that Amanda Leone of the City of Toron to in the County of York Married Woman will apply to the of Canada at the preset thereof for a Bill of Divert husband Cameron Kelvin the City of York Clerk on the grounds of adultery and desertion Dated at Toronto this day of December AD CAMERON GORDON Temple Toronto Solicitors for the Applicant Notice of Application For Divorce Notice hereby given that Audrey of the City of Tonm- In the County of York and Prov ince of Ontario Married Woman will apply to the Parliament or Canada at the present session thereof for a Dill of Divorce from her husband Robert Edward of the City or To ronto In the County of York Jour nalist on the ground of adultery and desertion of Ontario this 10th day of De cember for One mother who considers marcel wave Ihe most fashion way of dressing lite was work on the Job Her Utile oarold girl on her fathers lap wal log her mother Every once In while ho little firmer would over tils smooth and pis which Is lief fathers that lie has found his ion Without it few radio pirate Is a t conditions and stronghold freedom the Unite on had finished arrived and hitch the girl started i view int Oh she gasped gazing of Xhat man enough his wag but he land of doesnt look it I Why Canadian he is Ihe loudest looking hoi- no cicely proved pirates Th disposition he quiet in appear Fault on Both Sides that the outside world is not forming Government He asserts lhal Ihe ad ministration Is making a sincere effort rehabilitate the country and the most detrimental Influences ac cording to Col Mackle la the hostile attitude of European and American newspapers toward Russia which has Perhaps the outside world Is unfair breaks from the shell A baby cannot walk for many months Therefore a chick is smarter than a baby Not a bit A chicks ice University of Chicago say is automatic A babys is not A chicks muscles control its legs by using its brain A baby which ha the oldest ever flullered after its cut off Life is harder i beings than for ani- because il i Whore People Will It Crawford Courier It is in amusing thing lo the news on a newspaper when hey hear somebody suggest that hey would tike to have an item advertisement in the paper vbere people will It The thai every time and every pie see a 3 when it should and they see eery wrong hit every misspelled name every omission of items they eel sec Where people see it There is no such you can put anything in the that people will not Prosperity Keynote t Catharines Standard All iada today is speaking in il be over he Wat in vet with large reddishbrown his left side resembled a of the eastern hemisphere id a brownish patch on his mild shaped not unlike arms of Russia gave his face curiously distorted expression was certainly not a horse and it was not sur- ising Ihat -Mrs- Te nded hinr with consternation she loo joined Ihe at tho gate employer by any chance the pre prietor of the circus thai banded in last fall Now hat you mcnlion it dear said doctor mildly recall that that is exactly who li The of his horses and thai he could gel a good price for this one too he could only bring it the right market He said in his note that his wife was anxious lo gel home to her own people and he didnt see his way clear lo sell the horse No one in seemed to care to buy Ihe his looks are Still said Cicely darkest cloud always had a sil ver lining he is much better than a lion or a hyena Sup pose this acrobat and his wife had pay in or giraffes or would the poor have been I think eve had a fortunate escape The horse except for a few pe- a good traveller and seem ed lo be possessed of mre than ordinary intelligence The towns people soon became accustomed lo the of his exter ior and the would have forgotten that he had once been a circus horse had it not been for a certain peculiar trick which he frequently played If his driver happened to twitch the reins in a certain way Ihe horse whose name was Alad din would suddenly stop short wherever he happened lo be and regardless of both harness and con sis cos would seat himself on his haunches with bis ifore feel renting on the ground Nothing that doctor could do or say would induce his calico Aladdin would Quebec for huge Jlli i i pleadingly lie building of Slant llUl lis if water of el new Industries New cities and new towns In north are springing up in the meantime Canada continues to extract from Millions in Seven in Ten Men j Past Need This j Special Treatment Value Doctor and Invites All to Try Thorn Without Cott Unless Pleased With middle a and copper tonlreal Jan Tickets like proverbial chickens conic home to roost but the for dormancy is held by received by the of lit Canadian ntlackln- hose past lion is every man who notices such distress- by the log symptoms as Lameness Pains In Portland Mai back and down through but frequent and burning Urination Nights Nervous Irri tability and Lack or Force should at once try the amazing value Dr worths While new to many the truly re markable value of lias been thoroughly proven by more than years use In llic private practice of Dr Re ports and alike offer convincing proofs I have never found anything to help until I suggeslion that there may refund coming on it and hall be glad if you will send The- in ing him for permission to on all j but die doctor was powerless to help him last the horse could no longer endure his cramped and uncomfortable altitude he would cast a final reproachful glance at his puzzled mauler and as abandoning all hope from Ihat quarter he would scramble to his and proceed on his way like any ordinary horse The doc tor was finally obliged lo use patent harness without an breeching Aladdins only other repre hensible trait was his custom of dancing to the music of the band Whenever Ihfe doctors business look him ho found it expedient after his first experiences will Hallway at Pains In Port land Maine under the title scanty of Centennial Ticket ling the holder a journey Portland to Philadelphia and return to all end the is signed by Sir Joseph as General Manager and punch marks show it having been used as far as Detroit The letter which accompanied the ticket signed by J Smith of Portland Mo stale ing over some old my late I found the ticket While do not over remember my fa was over eighty at the linn mentioning having been gel up In Ihe morning full of lhanks lo Tills is No matter how long jou troubled or how often tho Philadelphia ticket only show Aladdn wall hoots his be overlooked Aladdin did indeed attention he fair To be sure the were rather inclined to scoff at him of his gaudy exterior but partly illing to admit thai he own exhibit Even will scarlet Aladdin look er from beautiful but Ihe crisp pink premium in her pocket and my fathers I believe said he mt in thai horse a humorous Used to up if I could prove if tree grew opposite it of it lie touclied the excircus burse lignity on ihe nose with the slen der switch Aladdin instantly- sealed himself on he ground and at the man Again the switch touched the in telligent animal this on the the hoof and tho hook hands with tho hoi the ladies he nan and touched lowered his head to his hoof and an kiss to Ihe delighted said the man with light touch of Ihe switch with an expression or gratitude rambled lu ell I declarel said Ihe Ive sal for half an stretch waiting for in win joys of a complete abandonment to the sports are synonymous Thou- of people In all parts of the world have happy of Banff In summer time Fewer people of the of Banff In winter but this famed ain resort at this season of the year Is popular The great annual winter carnival has become a classic and la beginning to draw devotees as does the Gras at New is and the Rose Tournament at Pasadena ring the week of February to Banff will be the scene of one of the most brilliant carnivals on the continent The climate Is for every type of winter sport The most ex- and on the continent will be The will pro- that are erected dog sled driving on Sulpher Itractions of Banff The scenery setting I City Join forces with the mountain resort instead going to sleep for winter like the bears that roam the nearby mount- tains Banff keeps awake and with the coming of the snows takes on a new lease of life Visitors from every part of the world- tee palaces are built World a carnival This he longei i gay and Miss Mary Cross The Top of will be an outstanding event of th has become annual and provide thrilling dog race In the i i and exceeding the fa The handsome being 173 mites In length and exceeding the Pas Derby by miles trophy and substantia attract the i slide uated but a short distance from the curling club and bating rink visitors will be to to gel tired of the road Id have saved Id just been able lo guess to do ho expected all these months as if I were a terrible disappointment to him but I couldnt make out wliat ho mo to do i Well said the man laughing ago when and his In IovIikj Mamory of MARRIAGE I I in he logelbt the brightest hoi If you will sell him mind you Im not saying thai side red Stratford Beacon Herald sale ad la a weekly pa noticed among other articles and bucksaw were to We oldtimers or know what both those articles Generally Idea or a wedding is a conventional one but there are cases on record where the tastes of some people have not agreed I with this Indeed there have been some very eccentric and very lic marriage ceremonies solemnized opposite Im not business any longe 1 happen to know where I and get my till price for him and my business j liad me right to that place next l floor needed A bootjack son is a stout of wood preferably maple about two feet long perhaps five or six Inches wide with a very sturdy Vflhaped j young girls let lis start notch In one end The business end extraordinary weddings to prop up- occurred In a Surrey town tho slant Now ago when all old folk proving united sometimes a happy one sometimes the But having recently heard a good deal about elderly men marrying list Of that the worker at the end of a id Mrs Bron be family rode home he rejuvenated coll but whal Aladdii up for all foot that those undersized potatoes At his he fanly beamed his spectacles Indeed so pleased was he willi lo his one good bargain from of thai moment he felt a positive fool pang when Hie lime came for him will fh that bargain even boots to the knees no laces no elastfo sides like It required considerable force get Into them but real skill to escape having to sleep In them Some used to get a chair and pull Ihe top boot off All of I though be i hi adequate fee COUNTY POLICE COURT Charged with Stealing Hay York County Police wi venerable magistrate In charge ith I the alendar Monday morning the names on the was none ther than Tom Foster of Landing an old offender 1 during the past few years I This i he was charged Ihe Increase Ice of furniture that plan had be slopped Olhcrs got members the family lo grab the stubborn of Freaks and play tugofwar but In ravelling shows the freaks h the decrease of farm population help lo draw the money from Ihe Increase hi chores thai was public intermarry and il is unusual thing to find the fat I- balling mouse trap The heel long hoot was firmly wedged In Vahapetj slot the other hell In place Ihen with a stout pull the foot shin knee and all come out of the darned thing after which It was greased or set behind stove to dry A bucksaw son Is a mechaniil device for sawing wood We dont know who Invented It In lite first place and why he did It We always had a lingering suspicion he was Just as mean at heart as dip man who Invented battled wire or as the i man the bearded lady sometimes two llkefreaks marry There was a Colonel who mauled an giantess loo stood It in The pair i by telephone if there likelihood that the baud might appear in tho If by chance happened to be gala day doctor would turn Aladdin to grass and drive innocent colt for a summJcr or idleness had much improved Ihat misnamed animal County fair week was ap proaching and as usual Ihe were short of ready money Cicely with her elbows on Ihe table spent several even ings over calculations in domes- tie economy for her autumn wardrobe was in need of replen ishing She bad Utile limb for embroidery and only thing Willi stealing ihe cranky Individual who first loads of hay owned by William thought of homework A lie pleaded not guilty slick of beech or maple was placed- slated thai lho inon a savhorse One foot of Ihe question was cut and taken from slaved on Hie ground like a sheet which rooster on a wel day The oilier he said ho A Thompson counsel for Foster Howell said ho sold the farm to Crosby five years ago and re claimed it this summer He said he had not notified Foster that ho had possess lo that there may be coming on it and if so I will be glad if you will send It to mo There was no refund due but the 70yearold ticket has been added Die collection of old Trunk records in the Can idiin National archives cleaning furniture with only small id burn the polishing rag No she family lid ihe front fence nothing but the coll lo drlv all next week I suspect Ill have return her father all Ihe bras bands In the are coming lo lho fair Aladdin dances ly well for a horse but its pretty hard on buggy Then said cicely giving her fathers haul the hay I KID NET muscle n lho body and the game was rasp that old blade through said causing a portion to be served from the original total the length depending on whether il was tho cook or the parlor heater thai wns hollering for then Poets have written fine verse son about old farm gate he oaken bucket anil Mary who had a spring lamb all In herself but neve have they tuned the lyre of rythmic verse to the glory or bucksaw ho utility of lho bootjack possibly most unconven tional and peculiar marriage ceremony on record was thai performed yean ago by Consular Agent at Cincin nati bridegroom was a well- todo resident of that lown and Ihe bride lived In Italy When patties were thousands of miles The Consul filled In a blank cer tificate which was forwarded by him to ho authorities In Italy who In tho presence of the parish priest exhibit ed II before Ihe bride who la turn af fixed her signature it is her action marriage became binding although of course lho newlymarried couple could not possibly Tho Wedding Ring Now a word regarding that Utile article the ring As Is common knowledge it some times happens hat his little article forgotten and there have been case where the doorkey of the church hi had to do duly but it Is not tint portion of the marriage is omitted Yet there Is an In stance of this on record II at Liverpool After the party had left the church It was discovered Ihat the clergyman had forgotten these words and at course in their absence the bride groom would be relieved of his serious obligations to say nothing the fair woman being minus the ring itself In this case therefore Instead of sitting down to the breakfast back Ihe couple hurried the church and were thus practical married twice on Just Philippine When two Negri tribe Is assembled and the afflan pair climb two growing close I A YEAR AHEAD Realty Go Any person wishing or House In Town will pay you to look before buying Poultry Farms a good Farm the Four wore hurt in St mines when a coupe head- on into a trolley A school teacher boxed the ears of a pupil one day The boy told his mother next day Hie teacher received the following nolo Nature has provided proper place for lho punishment of a boy and it is not his oars I wilt tlmnVyou use after apart wing the Newmarket ROBT W JONES NEWMARKET WALL PAPERS SUPPLIED LARGE STOCK ALWAV8 ON HAND OIL COATED AND DYED BURLAPS Practical Painter and DRAINER AND ART DECORATOR